fake beer snob

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ouiser-boudreaux:

Pretty sure shower caddies were invented for this reason. (Taken with Instagram)

ouiser-boudreaux:

Pretty sure shower caddies were invented for this reason. (Taken with Instagram)

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wicnet:


Sword in The Darkness Imperial Stout, brewed by the brothers of the nights watch. First in hopefully a series of rendered asoiaf/ GoT fictional beers. Meant to be beers that could actually exist in the asoiaf world.
wallpaper version at http://i.imgur.com/F32LO.jpg

wicnet:

Sword in The Darkness Imperial Stout, brewed by the brothers of the nights watch. First in hopefully a series of rendered asoiaf/ GoT fictional beers. Meant to be beers that could actually exist in the asoiaf world.

wallpaper version at http://i.imgur.com/F32LO.jpg

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americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.
americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.
americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.
americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.
americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.
americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream
Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.

americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream

Two vices in one treat?  Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.

Get in my Facehole: Avondale Brewery’s Spring Street Saison

Get in my Facehole: Avondale Brewery’s Spring Street Saison

eataku:

Weirdest craft beer found in the cooler at our local Connecticut liquor store… Gandhi-Bot!

eataku:

Weirdest craft beer found in the cooler at our local Connecticut liquor store… Gandhi-Bot!

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farriswheels:

I love her ‘overall impression’.

farriswheels:

I love her ‘overall impression’.

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dinnerwasdelicious:

Shandies are our favorite beverage for summer drinking. They’re sweet without being syrupy and boozy without impeding your ability to have a normal day after knocking two back at brunch. Even though here in Chicago you usually find a shandy made with beer and lemonade, we’re loyal to the traditional UK recipes that call for citrus sodas. Any light-colored beer will do, as will any citrus soda, but we recommend a wheat beer and pretty much anything but Sprite. To make your own, mix and match your favorites in equal parts directly in a glass, beer first. Garnish with orange and lemon slices, if that’s your thing. We used Hoegaarden with a carbonated lemonade we found at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods brand blood orange Italian soda. It was fucking delicious.
dinnerwasdelicious:

Shandies are our favorite beverage for summer drinking. They’re sweet without being syrupy and boozy without impeding your ability to have a normal day after knocking two back at brunch. Even though here in Chicago you usually find a shandy made with beer and lemonade, we’re loyal to the traditional UK recipes that call for citrus sodas. Any light-colored beer will do, as will any citrus soda, but we recommend a wheat beer and pretty much anything but Sprite. To make your own, mix and match your favorites in equal parts directly in a glass, beer first. Garnish with orange and lemon slices, if that’s your thing. We used Hoegaarden with a carbonated lemonade we found at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods brand blood orange Italian soda. It was fucking delicious.

dinnerwasdelicious:

Shandies are our favorite beverage for summer drinking. They’re sweet without being syrupy and boozy without impeding your ability to have a normal day after knocking two back at brunch. Even though here in Chicago you usually find a shandy made with beer and lemonade, we’re loyal to the traditional UK recipes that call for citrus sodas. Any light-colored beer will do, as will any citrus soda, but we recommend a wheat beer and pretty much anything but Sprite. To make your own, mix and match your favorites in equal parts directly in a glass, beer first. Garnish with orange and lemon slices, if that’s your thing. We used Hoegaarden with a carbonated lemonade we found at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods brand blood orange Italian soda. It was fucking delicious.

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OFFICIAL FAKEBEERSNOB PSA:

OKAY LISTEN UP.

IF YOU LIKE LAGERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE ALES, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE FRUITY BEERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE IPAs, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE BEER, COOL COOL COOL COOL. 

IF YOU MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEIR BEER PREFERENCES, NOT COOL. NEVER COOL. YOU ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF COOL. YOU RUIN THE MAGIC OF BEER FOR THOSE AROUND YOU. PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR SNOBBY BULLSHIT. 

Thank you. 

I tried this beer tonight at a pour house, which had hundreds of different beers available, even limited quantity releases from various microbreweries. It was heaven, but it was also hell, because how in the hell am I supposed to pick?
I settled on this beer, Wheach, partially because of the pun in the name. It’s from O’fallon Brewery in Missouri. I figured I couldn’t go wrong with a fruity wheat beer for a hot summer night. The smell of this beer is INCREDIBLE. The taste was pretty good, too, and was just the consistency and light fruitiness I was looking for. I wish the peach finish was heavier, but as it stands, I did like how light the beer was overall. I just love peaches, okay?
When to drink: Hot summer nights or just because you love peaches. Food pairings would probably be desserts and lighter dishes like fish or salad. I think this beer would be awesome with chocolate. 
(image via alereview.com)

I tried this beer tonight at a pour house, which had hundreds of different beers available, even limited quantity releases from various microbreweries. It was heaven, but it was also hell, because how in the hell am I supposed to pick?

I settled on this beer, Wheach, partially because of the pun in the name. It’s from O’fallon Brewery in Missouri. I figured I couldn’t go wrong with a fruity wheat beer for a hot summer night. The smell of this beer is INCREDIBLE. The taste was pretty good, too, and was just the consistency and light fruitiness I was looking for. I wish the peach finish was heavier, but as it stands, I did like how light the beer was overall. I just love peaches, okay?

When to drink: Hot summer nights or just because you love peaches. Food pairings would probably be desserts and lighter dishes like fish or salad. I think this beer would be awesome with chocolate. 

(image via alereview.com)

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