fake beer snob

OFFICIAL FAKEBEERSNOB PSA:

OKAY LISTEN UP.

IF YOU LIKE LAGERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE ALES, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE FRUITY BEERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE IPAs, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE BEER, COOL COOL COOL COOL. 

IF YOU MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEIR BEER PREFERENCES, NOT COOL. NEVER COOL. YOU ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF COOL. YOU RUIN THE MAGIC OF BEER FOR THOSE AROUND YOU. PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR SNOBBY BULLSHIT. 

Thank you. 

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    co-signed

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