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enemychan — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 19:12:16 -0500

ouiser-boudreaux: Pretty sure shower caddies were invented for...

enemychan — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 08:59:56 -0400

ouiser-boudreaux:

Pretty sure shower caddies were invented for this reason. (Taken with Instagram)

wicnet: Sword in The Darkness Imperial Stout, brewed by the...

enemychan — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:09:00 -0400

wicnet:

Sword in The Darkness Imperial Stout, brewed by the brothers of the nights watch. First in hopefully a series of rendered asoiaf/ GoT fictional beers. Meant to be beers that could actually exist in the asoiaf world.

wallpaper version at http://i.imgur.com/F32LO.jpg

americastestkitchen: How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream Two...

enemychan — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:16:25 -0400

americastestkitchen:

How To Make Homemade Beer Ice Cream

Two vices in one treat? Yes, please. Get the step-by-step instructions.

Get in my Facehole: Avondale Brewery’s Spring Street...

enemychan — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 16:15:48 -0400

Get in my Facehole: Avondale Brewery’s Spring Street Saison

eataku: Weirdest craft beer found in the cooler at our local...

enemychan — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:56:53 -0400

eataku:

Weirdest craft beer found in the cooler at our local Connecticut liquor store… Gandhi-Bot!

farriswheels: I love her ‘overall impression’.

enemychan — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 14:44:55 -0400

farriswheels:

I love her ‘overall impression’.

dinnerwasdelicious: Shandies are our favorite beverage for...

enemychan — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 16:55:50 -0400

dinnerwasdelicious:

Shandies are our favorite beverage for summer drinking. They’re sweet without being syrupy and boozy without impeding your ability to have a normal day after knocking two back at brunch. Even though here in Chicago you usually find a shandy made with beer and lemonade, we’re loyal to the traditional UK recipes that call for citrus sodas. Any light-colored beer will do, as will any citrus soda, but we recommend a wheat beer and pretty much anything but Sprite. To make your own, mix and match your favorites in equal parts directly in a glass, beer first. Garnish with orange and lemon slices, if that’s your thing. We used Hoegaarden with a carbonated lemonade we found at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods brand blood orange Italian soda. It was fucking delicious.

OFFICIAL FAKEBEERSNOB PSA:

enemychan — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:26:01 -0400

OKAY LISTEN UP.

IF YOU LIKE LAGERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE ALES, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE FRUITY BEERS, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE IPAs, COOL.

IF YOU LIKE BEER, COOL COOL COOL COOL.

IF YOU MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEIR BEER PREFERENCES, NOT COOL. NEVER COOL. YOU ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF COOL. YOU RUIN THE MAGIC OF BEER FOR THOSE AROUND YOU. PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR SNOBBY BULLSHIT.

Thank you.

I tried this beer tonight at a pour house, which had hundreds of...

whiskeybot — Tue, 29 May 2012 23:18:55 -0400

I tried this beer tonight at a pour house, which had hundreds of different beers available, even limited quantity releases from various microbreweries. It was heaven, but it was also hell, because how in the hell am I supposed to pick?

I settled on this beer, Wheach, partially because of the pun in the name. It’s from O’fallon Brewery in Missouri. I figured I couldn’t go wrong with a fruity wheat beer for a hot summer night. The smell of this beer is INCREDIBLE. The taste was pretty good, too, and was just the consistency and light fruitiness I was looking for. I wish the peach finish was heavier, but as it stands, I did like how light the beer was overall. I just love peaches, okay?

When to drink: Hot summer nights or just because you love peaches. Food pairings would probably be desserts and lighter dishes like fish or salad. I think this beer would be awesome with chocolate.

(image via alereview.com)

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enemychan — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:03:07 -0400

Left Hand Brewing Company

enemychan — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:42:45 -0400

Left Hand Brewing Company

Yuengling

enemychan — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:35:00 -0400

Yuengling

The Brew List for Magic City Brewfest was posted today

enemychan — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:22:58 -0400

The Brew List for Magic City Brewfest was posted today:

How am I gonna try all these things without dying?

It’s pretty much summer where I live.

enemychan — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:55:54 -0400

It’s pretty much summer where I live.

whycantibejetboy: 9gag: Couldn’t say it better myself. WRONG!...

enemychan — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:37:39 -0500

whycantibejetboy:

9gag:

Couldn’t say it better myself.

WRONG! SO WRONG! ANGRY WRONG!

American beer made by the big three swill factories, Miller, Budweiser and Coors is like drinking watery piss. American independent beer and local microbrews are often wonderful and always worth a try.

If you’re having a hard time finding good beer, give me your region and I will suggest some good breweries.

Why support Republican billionaire owned piss beer when you can drink great alcohol and support your local economy?

iheart45s: I will get through today so that I can go home, put...

enemychan — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:16:53 -0500

iheart45s:

I will get through today so that I can go home, put on pyjama pants and slippers, play D&D with the girls while sipping on Sammy Smith Organic Cherry beer which is the best.

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enemychan — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:14:26 -0500

I am a Sam Adams enthusiast, mainly because my dad always has it...

whiskeybot — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:22:00 -0500

I am a Sam Adams enthusiast, mainly because my dad always has it at the house and it is stocked at a Walgreens within walking distance of my dorm when I’m at school. You can’t beat the price, either. I decided to go for the Winter Lager the last time I was out shopping because it looked like a medium-darkish beer that wasn’t going to kill my measly December college student budget. I think we all pretty much drink Sam Adams because it doesn’t taste like suck and it isn’t expensive. It also has a chameleon pairing ability—pretty good with most foods.

I have to be honest: I was extremely disappointed….AT FIRST. I couldn’t taste any difference in flavor or spices from the regular blend. If I had wanted regular Sam Adams, I would have bought regular Sam Adams. I wanted to taste winter, dammit! However…

Best Time to Drink: In the throws of finals week and eating whatever I have in my room, I discovered that I had been missing a crucial pairing with this beer: Chocolate Chip Cookies. You heard me. Put down that glass of milk and grab a Sam Adams Winter Lager instead. I had no idea that beer could compliment something like a chocolate chip cookie, but it is sooooo possible, guys.

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chorizobloodlust: All the winter beers are mine. Here is my...

enemychan — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:43:56 -0500

chorizobloodlust:

All the winter beers are mine.

Here is my apology for not updating as much.